Trumpvirus Poses Major Threat to Nation

The CDC warned today that an outbreak of Trumpvirus presents a significant threat to the health of the nation. The CDC estimates that at least 70 million Americans have already been infected by the disease. Symptoms include a sudden inability to separate facts from fiction, an intense focus on a 401K account, a high tolerance level for criminal activity from a president, irrational fits of paranoia, general loathing of people