Pence Proposes Conversion Therapy for Coronavirus Victims

Vice-President Mike Pence announced plans today to put coronavirus victims through conversion therapy to rid them of the disease. “This isn’t how they were born–and this isn’t what God wants for them,” Pence explained. Pence directed victims to go to church, ask for forgiveness, and never tell their parents. Mother will assist with rehabilitation efforts. “We’ve redirected funding from the CDC to help them change their behavior,” Pence added. When